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The Mullet Lifestyle demands extra mayonnaise

November 12, 2009 | By admin |

I will probably never be a president of the Jared Allen(notes) fan club, but this is awesome, and our be-mulleted readers deserve to see it.

“If someone asks if you want extra mayonnaise, you have to say ‘yes’. ‘Cause that’s part of it.”

I think that makes more sense than anything I’ve ever heard. From now on, I’m keeping a pair of scissors on me at all times, and if I ever heard a man with a mullet turn down extra mayonnaise, I’m cutting the neck blanket right off him. He doesn’t deserve it. And if he doesn’t like it, he can take it up with Jared Allen.

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